OK ... be honest ... has ANYone made it all the way through The Illuminati Trilogy?

I've tried, I've tried, lord knows I've tried. But even as an exercise in non-linear thinking, I cannot fathom the point of this book. And I'm usually pretty good at fathom-ing! If the point is that there IS no point, I find the whole thing coy and intellectually masturbatory. I know people who swear by this trilogy, but perhaps they've spent too much time bopping in and out of their own respective realities. What do YOU think?